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June 24

Bellamy Song

Bellamy signing for Liverpool, this is the best song that I've seen around...
 
(To the tune of Dancing Queen by AbbA)
 

Bellamy, he scores goals, he's a mean machine

Bellamy, can scare the shite out of any team, oh yeah

You can shoot, you can score

whilst we're having the time of our lives

See that goal

Heard that roar

We've got Bellamy...

June 11

TT 2006

Alrite ppl, TT 2006 has been quality, amazing weather!!
 
Fair is alrite, went down most nights...
 
erm...
 
Racing has been good.
 
Bring on 2007, 100th TT. Gona b even better.
 
I'll put some pics up soon from the last few days.
 
l8az x
 
 
May 14

Alrite Peepz

Is every1 alrite?
 
I got ma baby back...    Bryony
 
Mills have secured 2nd place in the league thanks to a fantastic performance against St. Johns B, 3-2 it finished and it was a fantastic game. We have also defeated Colby B and Corinthians B and we have our final game of the season against Ayre United on Thursday, who are the champions of the league, due to a 100% record in the league all season, we lost 4-6 when we played them in the league, so now we want to put a dent in their record and beat them at home. 4-3 is my prediction, I think we can have them.
 
Great night last nite at Yazzy's!! I was wit Bryony  heaven lol!
 
Comment me!!!!!!

FA Cup Final

What a game. Simply one of the best FA Cup finals ever.
 
Credit to West Ham they were quality. But one man stood out from the other 21 players on the pitch, and that was Stevie Gerrard. What a player, hopefull he will bring back the World Cup for England.
 
Final score 3-3 AET.
 
Liverpool won 3-1 on penalties.
April 19

Canada Videos

I've added a few vids from Canada.
 
They can be found on YouTube, but at a bad quality. Ask me for the proper files...
 
We Larve It...
 
Football chants at Ice Hockey...
 
and last (but certainly not least) Hugh drinkin 2 beers...
 
I have sent these to Soccer AM and hopefully, they will be on the 22nd April show, or the 29th April...but we shall see, everyone tune in to watch it and if it is on I will get the file off http://www.socceram.net and record it on Monday 1st May at 6.30pm on either Sky Sports 1 or 2...
April 18

Ski Trip 06

 What a trip to Canada!! Legendary. All in one word...
 
Check out ma latest photos!!
 
Thanks to all the people on the trip...Andy, Dom, Chris, Kinley, Hugh, Jonny, Mulligan, Ari, Kelly, Libby, Helen, Jessie, Sarah, Katie, Megan, Louise, Ant, Guy, Joe, Danny, Ryan, Ben, Tom, Leah, Ellen, Santi n evry1...
 
I know ive probz missed all the obvious ppl but im tired and ill add ya wen im next on n if ya tell me!!!
 
Nice 1 ppl!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
NITE
March 29

Hello World.!>!>!

alrite ppl, wots evry1 up 2...jus fort id rite on this yea?
 
erm...Villa on Friday, and Phil's b*day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
n his party is on Saturday and we are shooting balls of paint towards each other...this is called PaintBalling. LOL
 
erm...Mills are now 2nd in the league, but we still hav to play the team in 1st (Ayre - unbeaten) and 3rd (St.Marys B, 1 point behind)
 
We have lost to Ayre twice this season.
Once in the league...6-4 and...
Once in the cup...5-2. But I was put up front for the last 5 minutes, and scored a quality goal. Shhhhhh...
 
Anywayz I don't know who we are playing this week, but I shall find out 2morro. Hopefull Corinthians B at Nobles Park, we beat them 4-0 at Mills about a month ago.

Last week our game against St.Marys B was post-poned due to the pitch being a 'swimming pool' (the words of the manager - John F. Scales...or Stephen Halsall)
this is the exact text he delivered to me on Saturday, when I was in Leeds and Manchester (see newest album)...
 
"Game is off tomorrow the pitch is a swimming pool. See you at training next week. Scales"
 
Ah wells im still lovin Bryony
 
Evry1 the history trip was BEAST.
Ski trip in 11 days!!
 
Hit me wit' those comments my main men (and women)
February 21

Can't belive it!

OMG Liverpool lost, but at least we beat United and Arsenal. Arsenal beat Real Madrid 2nite tho!
United aren't in Europe. haha!!!!!
 
YNWA PPL...
 
TOM LOVES BRYONY.
I AM ON THE PHONE TO HER AT THE MOMENT AND SHE IS LAUGHING BECAUSE SHANNON FELL OFF THE BED B4.
NO1 WANTS TO KNOW BUT I WANT TO INFORM YOU.
 
HIT ME WIT THE COMMENTS PPL !! =)
February 13

Alrite Hoe Bags

Hiya people. Ain't written on this for a while. So i thought I'd hit you wit summat from the heart.
 
Erm...2 shite performances have produced 2 wins which must have looked good for the spectators.
 
First it was Castletown B. We started terribly. 1 goal down in 2 mins, and by half time it was 3-1, and the only Mills goal had came from the young James Lace on the wing. The gobby Castletown B were taking the piss out of a certain Mills player because of summat n we weren't having it. I told the player that if he did anything like that again, I would "put a boot through his face". Unsurprisingly, he stopped. I cainned another player by accident, and the ref gave nothing!  I tried clearing the ball, and the stupid fucker got in the way and I propa cainned his leg. The half-time whistle blew, and as we walked off the pitch, understandbly, the piss was ripped out of us.
 
An impressive half-time team talk from the Mills manager, got the lads in a violent, positive and eager mood.
 
The 2nd half began, and Mills, straight from the kick off, looked the better side. I was confronted by 2 Castletown B players, and started gobbin at the state of them. The cheekily asked "what's the score?" and I went "3-1, but we'll see bout that at the final whistle eh?" and I went straight up the other end and scored a header. Shh.
 
We scored soon after my goal, and I held up 3 fingers on each hand in the Castletown players, 3-3. Game on.
 
Mills were dominant for the rest of the second half, and scored again. 5-3. But they got another goal back from a great individual goal from the Castletown B skipper.
 
FULL TIME: Castletown B 4-5 Union Mills                MATCH RATING: ****
 

 
The game last Sunday was St.Mary's B vs. Mills. I cant b arsed to write a report. Because we won 9-6, too many goals. But the Mills goal scorers were...
 
Danny S x3
Maxwell x2
Mikey
Lacey
Callum B
Jay Turton
 
We played shite. Conceeded 6. How? Nobody will ever know.
 
Match rating: **** (these are from a neutral point of view, the match if you're watching it. It must be exciting.)

 
Anywayz I am ere lovin bryony 4eva n alwayz shes ace n im sooo happy being wit her!!  Shes beautiful!
 
Respec' to ma M8zZzZzZz
 
n Love ya Bryony xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
 
HIT ME WIT THOSE MO~FO COMMENTS!
 
 
 
 
January 25

Pics of my latest match

Take a look at my latest photos on my space. Thanks to Bekkie and Bryony who took them. Well I don't know if Bryony actually took any but she was there  I'm gona start writing on ma space more now becuz I ain't bin doin it recently. Sorry that you can't witness some of my journalistic wisdom in recent times. 
 
Peace
I love Bryony xxx 

Bryony

i love bryony brew 4eva
December 24

Union Mills 5-2 Rushen

Union Mills 5-2 Rushen
 
Union Mills went into this game, knowing that they need to win this type of game, to have any chance of being Champions.
 
The pre-match build up was intense. The Mills manager 'Scalesy' was under pressure to do well, with the players losing trust in him.
 
Union Mills were favourites, but everybody knows football. It's unpredictable.
 
The starting line-up for the Millers was:
 
Brown
J. Shuttleworth
Richmond
D. Shuttleworth
Callow
Lace
R. Turton
Traylor
Callister (c)
Kelly
Maxwell
 
Subs:
 
Bassey
J. Turton
 
 
 
First Half
 
The game started with heat, the loud Rushen manager was screaming for his team to tear the Millers apart, whilst the Mills manages Scalesy, was standing patiently at the touch line, waiting for the first goal, occasionally ordering the defence to stay in line.
 
Rushen were set up in the original 4-4-2 formation but Mills were set up in a slighty more defensive 4-5-1, with Andrew Maxwell sitting up front on his own.
 
The first bit of action came from Richmond, hitting a half-volley, but soon after this came a goal, and soon after that another fine goal.
 
Then it changed, it was half time.
 
The teams came out for the 2nd half, and after the ball left the centre circle, you could tell that Rushen were going to give Mills a run for their money, and surely enough, they scored. 2-1.
 
A Rushen lad was booked, shortly after theire first goal, as Richmond tried to clear a ball, the Rushen player dived in, almost snapping Thomas Richmond's leg in the process.

Mills kept their heads up though, and they started pushing towards a third goal. Rushen broke away, and as a Mills player tried kicking the ball away, it took an unforunate slice, and came back to the keeper. No problem. But then, the referee awarded Rushen an in-direct freekick. Mills were furious to say the least.

Rushen took the in-direct freekick, and it crept into the roof of the net, even with all the Mills players on the line. It was 2-2, with 8 minutes remaining. The Mills players didn't give up and they kept pressing for the win. With 5 minutes left, Union Mills were awarded a freekick from 37 yards, and although it was Callister-Range, Richmond got the ball, and place it down, looking to sweep it in to the far-post, to reach the head of Mikey, or another one of the tallish boys. The keeper was ready for the shot, but Richmond fooled absolutely everybody with the lob, which hit the bar and came back out. The Millers were ball-watching, and nobody got the rebound.

With 2 minutes to go, the Mills manager Scalesy, decided to put the young centre-back up Daniel Shuttleworth up front, and what a decision this turned out to be. Within a minute of him being there, he scored. What a sensational match this was turning out to be. The Mills players celebrated, and the fans and players were singing "Who needs Mourinho!?, we've got Scalesinho!!".
 
Rushen were worn out, battered, there was no way back, and the scoreline proved that. 2 more goals came from the Millers, who went back to the changing rooms celebrating, and who can blame them?
 
Grandchildren of players and fans alike, will own dvd's of this match. It was a special occasion, showing the true spirit of Union Mills Football Club, and what a christmas present for these young lads.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
December 20

My Birthday...

B*day!!
 
Only 10 minutes until the end of my 15th birthday, I have been in bed all day sick tho so its bin pretty shite.
Thankz u evry1 4 ma presents tho!!!
 
 
CyAZzZzzZ!
December 06

Facts of lyf

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November 28

Union Mills v Ayre United

Alrite  ppl!!
 
Word on the street is that this Sunday it's the big one, if there was an Isle of Man Super Sunday, this could be the one. Union Mills v Ayre United.
 
The B League's 3 (<--HaHa Maxwell) main contenders are Union Mills, Ayre and St. Johns B.
 
We drew with St Johns B on Sunday the 20th of November, thanks to unluckyness and a shite ref.
 
We also drew with Colby B, which was a fukin joke cuz it wernt a qualified ref (Dicky Gale) his personality lies in the first 4 letters of his 1st name.
 
And of course, we cainned Ramsey Youth Centre Old Boys 12-2. Wot a laugh.
 
The current top 3 is the following...
 
 
1.St Johns B
 Played - 3
 Won   -  2
 Drew   - 1
 Lost    -  0
 
2. Ayre 
Played - 2
Won    - 2
Drew  -  0
Lost   -   0
 
3. Mills
 Played - 3
 Won   - 1
 Drew  - 2
 Lost   - 0
 
So, will Mills destroy Ayre's 100% record, or will Ayre wreck Mills' un-beaten run?
 
If these rumours are true, then it's down to be a hell of a game, strong tackles all over the park. No contact from the Millers, who do not want AIDS.
The Union Mills 'keeper is away, so Lace may take over the job. Richmond starting centre-back, and Mikey midfield. Will Quayle make his long-awaited debut? Will the Ayre players drink lucozade at half-time? Nobody knows...
 
Will Scalesy tell his Dad not to take his gold Saxo to play golf so we can get our normal kit? Will we get a new kit? Is Richmond the best player to hit Britain since Beckham's newest baby? I think so.
 
Will Tom have to work on Sunday, or will it be a 2:00 kick-off, resulting in him having to do 5 hours work, and then over and hours match. Probably.
 
It should be a great game anywayz, with the attendence of 23 and the great scenery of Union Mills, Stadio de Ballamona. Unless, of course it's in Ramsey, when all we can see is sheep and the Ramsey Bakery (shame Bames isn't on the Island) o Yea thats if Ayre's pitch is in Ramsey. I don't know.
 
Peace out Ma NiGGaZ!!
 
I'm number 8 and I've scored 1 goal out of a total 5 games ( 2 cup, 3 league)
 
Maxwell better play well. Then again he has a 'sore knee'.
 
Cyaz HiT mE WiT TheM ComMenTs BiTchEs!
 
November 20

St Johns B 2-2 Mills

St. Johns B 2-2 Union Mills
 
 
Alrite ppl,
 
Wot a match 2day, honestly it woz amazin.
We were the better team and we played some amazin football. I had the 1st shot of the game, it fell to me way out of the area, n i struck it, clean as you like, but it went miles wide. They scored 1st bcuz Nick scored an OG. Then Maxwell scored, and soon after, they got back ahead with a tap in. At half time, it was 2-1 to the home team, but we were clearly the better side.

We went  into the second half, and played even greater football, passing it around wonderfully, and it paid off, Maxwell got a second.

We were on top of them for the whole game, and we had a goal dissallowed .

In the last minute, we were awarded a corner, I called for it, but it took a deflection off a St. Jonhs players fat head, and fell to me, as i struck it, it hit someones arm, and we should have been awarded a penalty. The ball was cleared and the final whistle went. 2-2.

Me and Danny Shuttleworth were both awarded Man of the Match, for keeping the spine of a strong back 4.

Well played boys, we were unlucky.

Bring on next week.

November 17

St. Johns B v Union Mills

St. Johns B v Union Mills
 
 
Hello peopleee,
 
Thursday nite now, doin nuffin, quite bored.
 
We have St. Johns B on Sunday at 10:30, still gotta work til then tho!!
Shud b a good game!!
COME ON MILLS!!
I better score!!
November 14

Lamborghini Diablo

Lambo Diablo
 
 
Saw a red Lamborghini Diablo on the Mountain Road on Sunday.
 
I was on the way to the RYCOB v Mills game, when I saw it.
 
The match woz kwl, we won 12-2!!
 
Later on that nite, Top Gear was on, wit tha Isle of Man. Kwl...
 
 
Anywayz hit me wit a little ghetto comments.
 
Peace out ppL!
November 07

Liverpool FC - Best in the World (Official)

Liverpool FC - The Best in the World...
 
 
 
 
 
(http://www.liverpoolfc.tv for more info)
 
1. LIVERPOOL FC (England) 295,0
2. FC Internazionale Milano (Italia) 292,0
3. FC Bayern München (Deutschland) 279,0
4. Milan AC (Italia) 262,0
5. Manchester United FC (England) 257,0
6. CSKA Moscow (Russia) 245,5
7. Olympique Lyonnais (France) 243,0
8. Arsenal FC London (England) 242,0
9. CA Mouth Juniors Buenos Aires (Argentina) 234,0
10. Villarreal CF (España) 233,0
11. São Paulo FC (Brasil) 230,0
12. Chelsea FC London (England) 229,0
13. PSV Eindhoven (Nederland) 228,5
14. AZ Alkmaar (Nederland) 226,0
15. AJ Auxerroise (France) 225,0
16. Sporting Clube of Portugal Lisbon (Portugal) 215,0
17. Newcastle United FC (England) 207,0
= AS of Monaco (France) 207,0
19. Juventus FC Torino (Italia) 206,0
20. SC The International I carry Cheers (Brasil) 197,0
21. SV Werder Bremen (Deutschland) 193,0
= Fluminense FC Rio de Janeiro (Brasil) 193,0
23. Shakhtjor Donetsk (Ukraina) 192,0
24. FK Austria Wien (Österreich) 191,5
25. Real Betis Soccer football (España) 186,0
= CA River Plate Buenos Aires (Argentina) 186,0
27. Glasgow Celtic FC (Scotland) 184,5
28. FC Barcelona (España) 184,0
29. Buenosairean Hill FBC Asuncio'n (Paraguay) 183,0
30. FC Schalke 04 (Deutschland) 182,0
= Real Madrid CF (España) 182,0
32. Seville FC (España) 181,0
33. Sport Club Guadalajara (México) 180,0
34. Saints FC (Brasil) 178,0
35. Olympiakos Pireas (Greece) 177,5
36. FK Partizan Beograd (Srbija) 176,0
= Clube Atletico Paranaense Curitiba (Brasil) 176,0
38. Udinese Calcium (Italia) 175,0
39. CA Banfield (Argentina) 174,0
40. Club Brugge KV (Belgique) 168,5
41. SC Corinthians Paulista São Paulo (Brasil) 165,0
42. Lille Olympique Sporting Club (France) 164,0
43. Cruzeiro EC Belo Horizon (Brasil) 162,0
44. Fenerbahçe SK Istanbul (Türkiye) 161,5
45. AFC Ajax Amsterdam (Nederland) 160,5
46. It binds Sport College student of Quito (Ecuador) 160,0
47. AS Rome (Italia) 159,0
48. Palmeiras São Paulo (Brasil) 156,0
49. Glasgow Rangers (FC Scotland) 154,5
50. Middlesbrough FC (England) 153,0
= FC Parma (Italia) 153,0
= CD University of Chile Santiago (Chile) 153,0
 
 
This is the list taken from the International Federation of Football History website, and following the complicated ruling, Liverpool are top!
 
 
October 18

Anon [Asshat Fighter™]

HIT ME WIT SUMMAT ELSE THEN N Y R U ANON.?? SHOW UR NAME!!!
 
N WOT YA MEAN BY AMERICAN FOOTBALL?? YA MEAN FOOTY, AS IN THA SPORT WHER U ACTUALLY USE YA FEET, OR AMERICAN FOOTBALL, AS IN THA SHITTY RUGBY LIKE THING WHICH IS FULL OF PUSSYS?? AHHHHHHH
October 12

World Rankings...Bullshit!!

World Rankings
 
Has anybody seen the FIFA World Rankings??
Wot a pile of BOLLOCKS!!
 
Right, number 1, Brazil, fair enough,
But number 2,3,5,7 & 10 are shit!!
 
2. Netherlands
3. Argentina
5. Mexico
7. Tha USA!! Name one decent american, Brad Friedel, ok...name another...Freddy Adu, alright name another smart ass...NONE! This is the shittest of the lot, they should be like 20th or summat!!  England are 11th, how can the USA be 4 places ahead of us!? They are all fat anywayz and the people that ain't are playin B-Ball, AMERICAN Football and shitty baseball!
10. Sweden
 
Well anyways there is another World Ranking's publish on the 19th of October...
 
It's currently the 18th minute of the England v Poland match, and its 0-0, we're playing better than when we played Austria, but we still ain't got a goal!!
 
Ah well I'll put a report on l8r!
 
Comment me bitchez!
 
.:ToM:.
 
 
 
 
October 11

Come on England!!

Come on England!!
 
Beat tha Poles 2morro nite!!
We're already in anywayz but if we wana win tha group...
Gerrard's injured for a cupla weeks!
 
 
Predictions: England 2-1 Poland
 
N I think Owen and Wright-Phillips will score.
Some1 name me a Poland player... lol
 
cyz
October 10

Ford GT!

What Man!?
 
Wahey I saw a Ford GT on Saturday Red & White propa class!! Duno if TopGear are over already, they're filmin tomorrow, and they're analyzing 3 'high-performance' cars...
 
 2 years ago now, they did the BMW M3csl, and they also did the BMW Z4, Honda S2000 and the Porsche Boxter.
 
The new series starts on Sunday November 13 at 8pm apparently. Watch out for it!!
 
 
 
 
Anywayz propa class car!!
 
Also saw a Aston DB7 and a Maserati 3200...
 
hit me wit dem comments peepz!
October 04

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeY

whattup ppl?????
 
 
Ain't writtin in ere since tha weddin...
Nuffin gd BiN happenin, cept Mills beat Castletown B 8-4, but then we lost tha week after (last Sunday) 12-1 to Corinthians, but I don't give a shit, I scored...  Freekick, gutted Howie... LoL!
 
Anywayz HiT me WiT SuM ComMeNTs!!
 
 
CyaZZZZZzzzZzZ l8r...
 
 
 
 
September 18

WoT a WeeKEnD!

HELLO!
 
How class duz that weekend wana b?
Ma cuzins weddin!
 
Friday - got up EARLY! ( half 7 ) missed skool, went down tha sea terminal in ma car, gave tickets to man, waited, drove on ship, got out of car, walked up Red Stairwell, upto Deck 7. Sat down opposite old people (cuz ther woz no more seats bcuz there were 3 coaches full of oldies and 1 full of little twatish kids), tried sleepin, got sum food then 3.5 hours later!! WE WERE IN HEYSHAM!
 
Went down Red Stairwell, got in car n DROVE!!
 
Just afta we got off, ther was a little roundabout n ma dad woz in tha rite lane, n dis fat twat in this uva car, fort we were cuttin him off, so he beeped n stuck up 2 fingers at ma dad, n called him stuff, I weren't havin any of this, so i got tha window down and called him a fat wanker n stuck MY 2 fingers up at him. That shut him up.
 
half hour l8a...
 
BANG!
 
Massive crash unda car type fing, stopped at nxt service station...NOWT UP. Went in, got NUTS and then went n drove again.
Saw Bentley GT
Kept on drivin...
Saw anuva Bentley GT
Kept on drivin...
Saw an Aston Martin DB9
Kept drivin, got bored...
Suddenley, we were near, i cud sense it in my...erm...legs.
Went fru a dudey little village, called sumfin which i duno.
Saw loadsa ppl walkin home from skool, so, naturally, I opened my window and laughed at them.
Almost hit kid runnin in the road to get a ball of some kind, I gave him the evils.
We were really close, n we were looking for this pub, which the house was opposite.
We found the pub, and the house was SPOT ON opposite. Nobody was in the house, so we went n got a drink.
We were watching the house from the pub, waiting for my auntie or her bf.
Suddenly a car pulled up, and out stepped my auntie and a man from the other side.
My mum went out of the pub, and met them and they all came for a drink.
The man was my cousin Alan. He was getting married the next day to a woman called Jenny.
I didn't recognise him because he had grown his hair n he had a mini beard, but it was him, I promise.
 
We finished our drinks and went in the house, and I played FIFA with Alan, he beat me 3-2 with Tottenham, and then we drew 4-4, after this i cained him 3-0! AV IT.
Then we played Brian Lara International Cricket, I won!
We had pizza n stuff, n then we went to the train station to get ma Auntie, Cousins (Andrew, David n Sarah) and my Nan.
Then we went back and played FIFA, Cricket, F1 and eventually went to bed.
My bed deflated in the night everyone..
MORNING - Saturday (Brief)
 
Wedding Day!!
 
Got up, played FIFA.
Had toast
Got my Paul Smith shirt on wit a tie! (1st time ive worn 1 outa skool)
We then got in tha mini bus n made our way to the magnificent church.
We drove past the wedding car on the way a classic Rolls-Royce, white and in fine condition.
We got ther and my dad went in2 town 2 get some money.
We met wit ma Uncle, Auntie, n Cousins (Charlotte, Stephanie and James).
We went in the church, and sat down.
Tunes were bellowing out of the organ, and then suddenly that wedding one came on...
The bride and everyone walked in. It was cool.
The service was then done.
We sang songs. I swear.
After this, the register was signed, and we made our way to the Reception, 20 Miles from the church.
We got there and there was a massive Marquie (or how eva ya spell it)
We got a table (all tha cuzins) Blingin.
We had a bottle of wine for us 2 start, and Sugar almonds. YUMMMMM.
Me n sum more ppl had suma tha wine, but it wernt that nice. So we had some J20 LoL YUMMMMM.
We then got some white wine, and that was ok.
Some bubbly woz brought for the toasts, and traditionally a sip is taken afta each speech.
First, the father of the bride made one. Twas cool.
Then the groom (Alan)
Then the best man <---FUNNY AS HELL. (LoL sellin his mum on eBay to get strippers at the stag doo) LMAO.
Nobody on our table like the bubbly at 1st, so i downed 3 of them and then some wine.
We then had our meals. a MASSIVE pig!
James asked the butched man 4 tha ear lol and he got it off!!
Then afta this, we had puddin (12 of them things I had) YUMMMMM! (With strawberrys, cream and choclotte)
Afta this ma Auntie got me sum red WKD, not as nice as tha blu, but nice all tha same.
Then i had some more wine and bubbly.
Then i rang tasha i think.
Then i had some Carlsberg.
 
Me, Andrew and Charlotte jus sat there and talked 4 ages it woz well funny and that KID LOL! (Ran into a glass door)
 
Before long it was time to go
 
N i robbed 4 glasses 2 take home.
 
a Tetley
J20
n x2 Carlsberg.
 
I 4got 2 give Andrew the J20 1 so I'll send him it!!
The way home woz funny, I woz a bit pissed n me n Charlotte were singin lmao!
We then dropped them off and said our goodbyes!  LOVE YAZ!
 
Then we went home, and I jus went straight 2 sleep!!
 
 
Sunday
 
Woke up, had toast, and then got ready.
Brushed teeth (ha shona)
Then got all ma stuff and went to tha shop.
Got 2 drinks and a paper.
Said our gd byes 2 tha family!!  LUV YAZ!

Then we drove up and like ya kno...
Saw loadsa blingin cars
Anuva Aston DB9
Chrysler 300c Limo!!

Eventually got 2 tha boat...

Lambo gettin on2 it!!
N a Lotus Espirit
N a Noble M12 GTO!
 
Got on,
Got food,
Got sleep,
Got off,
Got Home,
 
Went out....
Came in,
Went on MSN.
Did This.
Bye.
 
Tom.
 
PS Ta evry1 for a gr8 weekend, twas class!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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